Micah Parsons’ standing with the Cowboys has been the legendary off-field soccer drama of the Summer season. It has every part: One of many league’s greatest gamers, a crotchety previous proprietor, an agent with damage emotions, and contractual points. Dallas, in its everlasting soccer knowledge, has dug its heels in over getting Parsons a brand new contract worthy of his skill, with Jerry Jones as a substitute attempting to avoid the negotiation course of by excluding an agent, then bemoaning the actual fact he obtained caught doing it.
Parsons is holding out, and has demanded a commerce — saying he loves Dallas and the Cowboys, however possession and administration have made his scenario untenable. It goes with out saying that 31 groups would journey over themselves to make a deal for Parsons. It’s not usually the most effective cross rushers within the NFL is accessible proper earlier than the season begins, and he’s the sort of impression participant that would carry a longtime playoff group into Tremendous Bowl rivalry.
Even figuring out that, no person anticipated the most important supply on a possible commerce could be the Dallas-Fort Value breast enlargement group.
The phrase “the breast enhancement group is moderately shut knit” is totally sending me, however the thought of Parsons to the Packers is an concept that has been floated round for a while now. Because it stands Inexperienced Bay wants a high-tier, signature cross rusher with Rashawn Gary being their best choice proper now, and whereas he’s a fantastic participant, he’s not a double-digit sack artist like Parsons is.
Far be it from me to doubt the news-breaking credentials of a Twitter breast enlargement physician referred to as “Dr. Feelgood,” however trying by means of his account it’s very out of character to be sharing NFL information. In reality, most of Dr. Feelgood’s tweets heart on selling the cryptocurrency “Mud Burp,” which I want was pretend — nevertheless it’s very actual, and he’s extremely invested in attempting to get individuals on board along with his burping hippo memecoin.
“Mud Burp goes to be the following Bonk Enjoyable.”
This makes me imagine the Parsons rumor much more. Dr. Feelgood doesn’t have a lot to realize from sharing pretend commerce information about Micah heading to Inexperienced Bay, as a result of each submit that’s not about Mud Burp is a wasted alternative that could possibly be spent speaking about Mud Burp.
There’s one other wrinkle to this too. A now-deleted submit on Reddit claimed one thing very related similtaneously Dr. Feelgood, this time from contained in the group itself.
Clearly this must be met with scrutiny too, however Reddit customers identified that u/gridirongamer has been on the Packers subreddit for 12 years, and by no means posted pretend info both. When you could have two individuals posting out of character stuff like this it exhibits there’s some smoke to this potential hearth, and it has lots of people shopping for into the concept that Parsons could possibly be traded from the Cowboys to Packers earlier than the season begins.
This matches up with quite a bit that our personal Justis Mosqueda has heard in regards to the Parsons scenario, along with his perception being that Jerry virtually needs to punish Parsons by sending him out of the big Dallas market, and into the NFL’s smallest one. It’s his thought of the worst factor he might do as an proprietor, and Inexperienced Bay suits the invoice.
In the end this feels actually, actually doubtless. There’s just too many individuals and sources linking Parsons to Inexperienced Bay — however that doesn’t imply a deal is finished. The Packers gained’t commerce for Parsons if he gained’t signal an extension, and there’s an actual likelihood Jerry Jones’ penchant for drama is main him to inform those who he’s buying and selling Parsons to the Packers, merely to elicit a response and put stress on his star participant to comply with his phrases, lest he be despatched to a small market.
Simply keep in mind: If this finally ends up taking place we have to give credit score to the Reddit consumer in Dallas, and purchase some Mud Burp to assist Dr. Feelgood’s portfolio.
